Remember that time we went to Montreal, Lappy? We watched Suspiria in a cheap hotel and Google-Mapped our way around the city. Those were the good times, the fun times, back when you accepted electricity and didn't permanently exist under my couch. I miss those days... the days of your youth that will never be again.
I will continue to mourn thee until something new comes around, and I'm saved from perhaps doing housework or taking up a hobby.